Homdodbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish ferret.

Homdodbem created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Homdodbem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homdodbem, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Homdodbem's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Homdodbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about hamsters.

3. Homdodbem loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed strawberries to manatees while wearing fawn shirts.