Konnil is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful eagle.

Konnil created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Konnil, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konnil, he will destroy your home solar system.

Konnil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Konnil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snails approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Konnil.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fire.