Badlikflap Bogruldit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving wyrm.

Badlikflap Bogruldit created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Badlikflap Bogruldit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Badlikflap Bogruldit, it will turn you into a snail.

Badlikflap Bogruldit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Badlikflap Bogruldit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never jump near bats.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.