Sandcissbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating ant.

Sandcissbeg created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcissbeg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandcissbeg, she will send you a sign.

Sandcissbeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sandcissbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandcissbeg.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never paint your legs indigo.

5. Never play with disobedient children.