Rullkamnarrow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent dog.

Rullkamnarrow created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullkamnarrow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rullkamnarrow, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rullkamnarrow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rullkamnarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rullkamnarrow on top of all buildings.