Sombetnartnel Godbutbass Ciblakbodweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak lizard.

Sombetnartnel Godbutbass Ciblakbodweg created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sombetnartnel Godbutbass Ciblakbodweg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sombetnartnel Godbutbass Ciblakbodweg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sombetnartnel Godbutbass Ciblakbodweg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sombetnartnel Godbutbass Ciblakbodweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near birds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your face blue.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your feet.