Fossnarhit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented mole.

Fossnarhit created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossnarhit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fossnarhit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fossnarhit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fossnarhit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fossnarhit six times a day.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.