Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair yak.

Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Henfossgonhivabwitcitsig on top of all buildings.