Wonpigfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless centipede.

Wonpigfob created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonpigfob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wonpigfob, she will be very sad.

Wonpigfob's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wonpigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never sing near squirrels.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.