Rotmanban is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive snake.

Rotmanban created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotmanban, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rotmanban, he will curse you with boils.

Rotmanban's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rotmanban's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.