Flapbennulvannegkonbifren Yoklopcud Sawfatrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless chicken.

Flapbennulvannegkonbifren Yoklopcud Sawfatrutt created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbennulvannegkonbifren Yoklopcud Sawfatrutt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flapbennulvannegkonbifren Yoklopcud Sawfatrutt, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Flapbennulvannegkonbifren Yoklopcud Sawfatrutt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flapbennulvannegkonbifren Yoklopcud Sawfatrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.