Rapnabkanbessquartxen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic beaver.

Rapnabkanbessquartxen created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnabkanbessquartxen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapnabkanbessquartxen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rapnabkanbessquartxen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rapnabkanbessquartxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Rapnabkanbessquartxen first in all things.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Never pour water over plants.