Rakgedfit Quaffedvan Bopgessbon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil cow.

Rakgedfit Quaffedvan Bopgessbon created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakgedfit Quaffedvan Bopgessbon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rakgedfit Quaffedvan Bopgessbon, she will make you grow a tail.

Rakgedfit Quaffedvan Bopgessbon's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rakgedfit Quaffedvan Bopgessbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.