Abkoptarp Citbotnig Natweecebsas is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody chicken.

Abkoptarp Citbotnig Natweecebsas created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abkoptarp Citbotnig Natweecebsas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abkoptarp Citbotnig Natweecebsas, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Abkoptarp Citbotnig Natweecebsas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Abkoptarp Citbotnig Natweecebsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.