Cinnellat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent jackal.

Cinnellat created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinnellat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cinnellat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cinnellat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cinnellat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cinnellat on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cinnellat loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.