Zedvogcip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable crow.

Zedvogcip created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedvogcip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedvogcip, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zedvogcip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zedvogcip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.