Gubpakrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow mink.

Gubpakrag created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Gubpakrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gubpakrag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gubpakrag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gubpakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubpakrag.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.