Pogdud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate guinea pig.

Pogdud created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogdud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pogdud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Pogdud loves ants, so they must be respected.