Zagbennurl Damsansug is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful
mongoose.
Zagbennurl Damsansug created life four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagbennurl Damsansug, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zagbennurl Damsansug, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Zagbennurl Damsansug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Zagbennurl Damsansug's Holy Commandments1. Zagbennurl Damsansug loves shrews, so they must be respected.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Zagbennurl Damsansug.
3. Always help sick hamsters.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagbennurl Damsansug.