Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring fox.

Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. You must love Flamcissbod Vilmuttarg.