Spagwikbafsand is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent
swallow.
Spagwikbafsand created an up quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Spagwikbafsand, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Spagwikbafsand, it will turn you into a mole.
Spagwikbafsand's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Spagwikbafsand's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your back.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Spagwikbafsand loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.
4. Never eat peanuts.
5. Never mention monkeys.