Lipgilrill Gofpopquat Mifnadbut is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, moody hummingbird.

Lipgilrill Gofpopquat Mifnadbut created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgilrill Gofpopquat Mifnadbut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lipgilrill Gofpopquat Mifnadbut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lipgilrill Gofpopquat Mifnadbut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lipgilrill Gofpopquat Mifnadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never think about galaxies.