Bestwigfarncit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful wyvern.

Bestwigfarncit created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestwigfarncit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestwigfarncit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bestwigfarncit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bestwigfarncit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.