Rawfubvol is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable cow.

Rawfubvol created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawfubvol, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawfubvol, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rawfubvol's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rawfubvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Rawfubvol loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.