Canbot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering raven.

Canbot created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Canbot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Canbot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Canbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Always help sick birds.