Dussxencat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless gerbil.

Dussxencat created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussxencat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dussxencat, she will turn you into a rock.

Dussxencat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dussxencat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about planets.