Dussxencat is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless
gerbil.
Dussxencat created light two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussxencat, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dussxencat, she will turn you into a rock.
Dussxencat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Dussxencat's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Do not speak about oranges.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never write about planets.