Bombingat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking shrew.

Bombingat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bombingat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bombingat, he will make you grow a tail.

Bombingat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bombingat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands purple.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from mauve tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Put Bombingat first in all things.

5. Bombingat must be the most important thing in your life.