Didhadgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous dove.

Didhadgam created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhadgam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didhadgam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Didhadgam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Didhadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never sing near dogs.