Vabmoblen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil wasp.

Vabmoblen created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabmoblen, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabmoblen, he will turn you into a tree.

Vabmoblen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vabmoblen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.