Rilrilbadgilhimgub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless monkey.

Rilrilbadgilhimgub created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilrilbadgilhimgub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilrilbadgilhimgub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rilrilbadgilhimgub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rilrilbadgilhimgub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Rilrilbadgilhimgub loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.