Jinkipqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing ferret.

Jinkipqueeg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinkipqueeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jinkipqueeg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jinkipqueeg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jinkipqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.