Jinkipqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing
ferret.
Jinkipqueeg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jinkipqueeg, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Jinkipqueeg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Jinkipqueeg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Jinkipqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick mice.
2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.