Yimhadkommighimlognurl is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sapient dove.

Yimhadkommighimlognurl created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhadkommighimlognurl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimhadkommighimlognurl, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yimhadkommighimlognurl's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yimhadkommighimlognurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yimhadkommighimlognurl's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Always wear blue.