Veddodmat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful tapir.

Veddodmat created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddodmat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veddodmat, it will turn you into a tree.

Veddodmat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Veddodmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.