Bumnartsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous duck.

Bumnartsan created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bumnartsan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bumnartsan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bumnartsan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bumnartsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.