Tenlamnadboss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable centipede.

Tenlamnadboss created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlamnadboss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tenlamnadboss, it will turn you into a mole.

Tenlamnadboss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tenlamnadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Always wear turquoise.