Stiphivnur is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable pig.

Stiphivnur created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphivnur, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stiphivnur, he will turn you into a rock.

Stiphivnur's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stiphivnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.