Tingodsad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful badger.

Tingodsad created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Tingodsad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tingodsad, he will be very unhappy.

Tingodsad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tingodsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sit near grasshopers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.