Watbossag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, pitiless sheep.

Watbossag created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbossag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Watbossag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Watbossag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Watbossag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watbossag.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

5. Pray towards the west.