Zog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring wasp.

Zog created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zog, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear orange.