Hinpadmipvolgabquamcamhog Nulhonhab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent mouse.

Hinpadmipvolgabquamcamhog Nulhonhab created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinpadmipvolgabquamcamhog Nulhonhab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hinpadmipvolgabquamcamhog Nulhonhab, it will turn you into a rock.

Hinpadmipvolgabquamcamhog Nulhonhab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hinpadmipvolgabquamcamhog Nulhonhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.