Limlegtal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable toad.

Limlegtal created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlegtal, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limlegtal, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Limlegtal's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Limlegtal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never sing in the presence of turtles.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear yellow stockings.