Lenkiksomdum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind wyvern.

Lenkiksomdum created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenkiksomdum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lenkiksomdum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Lenkiksomdum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lenkiksomdum's Holy Commandments

1. Lenkiksomdum loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Retreat if six gulls approach from the west.

5. Never pour water over plants.