Campongeb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, confident bee.

Campongeb created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Campongeb, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Campongeb, it will refuse to believe in you.

Campongeb's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Campongeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.