Gemdinster is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awesome shark.

Gemdinster created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemdinster, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemdinster, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gemdinster's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gemdinster's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.