Ladcimdubkarbet is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
crocodile.
Ladcimdubkarbet created a quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladcimdubkarbet, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Ladcimdubkarbet, she will turn you into a plant.
Ladcimdubkarbet's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Ladcimdubkarbet's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near sharks.
2. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.
3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ladcimdubkarbet on top of all buildings.
4. Hide if six otters approach from the west.
5. Do not wear green clothing.