Natdangom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient guinea pig.

Natdangom created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natdangom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Natdangom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Natdangom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Natdangom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.