Lathivhon is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, prudent
lobster.
Lathivhon created the solar system eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lathivhon, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Lathivhon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Lathivhon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Lathivhon's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never go into brown rooms.