Giddunrow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident cat.

Giddunrow created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddunrow, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Giddunrow, it will destroy your home solar system.

Giddunrow's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Giddunrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not eat onions.