Fet is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying rat.

Fet created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fet, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.