Fossrulril is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful gnu.

Fossrulril created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossrulril, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossrulril, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fossrulril's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fossrulril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fossrulril on top of all buildings.