Fossrulril is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful
gnu.
Fossrulril created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fossrulril, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fossrulril, she will have a low opinion of you.
Fossrulril's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Fossrulril's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always help sharks.
5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fossrulril on top of all buildings.